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The Boston Massacre is famous for it's cruelty to the Patriots when Brits killed them for fun, right? Duhhh, no. The patriots started it by coming out of a bar drunk and throwing rocks at a single British soldier, and other soldiers saw this and asked the patriots to stop. More patriots came out and started throwing rocks and threats until one of them (most likely Hugh Montgomery) lost his nerve and fired, and the other soldiers followed suit. So the patriots in all aspects got what they deserved, until John Adams decided to stretch the truth alot, and say it was a massacre. But that isn't the only massacre done by the Patriots. One was when they decided to attack the home town of a Tory, and in the resulting battle (well actually there was one Tory so not so much a battle as a slaughter), a 11 year old boy was killed. Sooo yaaaa....go Patriots.

Actually that's pronouced wrong. It's technically Chirst Mass (a gathering at church), except instead of church you do this at home and be thankful. And then the selfish, greedy bastards that own the companies decide to advertise christmas, and now more than half of everyone just looks forward to christmas for the gifts. Why, becuase we're selfish jerks. Kudos, and go f*** yourselves.
0 comments | Log in to comment! | Share this!If any of you have read Through the Looking Glass or Alice in Wonderland you know that Dogdson a.k.a Caroll, is a very strange man. Here is a poem I made about his poem and his book.
Once Humpty Dumpty fell
Everything went to hell
But when Alice came
All the malice was put to shame.
If you have read Through the Looking Glass, you would know that that's where humpty originated, not Alice in Wonderland. What it says is that once humpty dumpty fell, everything went to hell. and when Alice came, she put the malice (the king and queen) to shame. Dodgson was an visionary, because he could think all of this up. All of this amazing one of a kind stuff came from one head. That's a visionary. An visionary is someone who imagines things others don't, and try and make them an reality. It's not genius's that change the world, nor is it mathmeticians, scientists, philosophers, physicist, doctors, or writers. It's visionaries. Once flying was just a dream, and then someone decides to try and turn that into a reality (the Wright brothers weren't the first to try, just the first to succeed) and now, they are used all over the world. Alice in Wonderland is sold everywhere and everyone knows it's name. Hitler was and visionist and he almost took over the world. More people know Jack the Rippers name than Abraham Lincoln's. All these people were visionaries (though not all for the better). The world needs visionaries, or else we would have to run as fast as we can just to stay where we are.
1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!As you know 2012 is coming up and so the world is almost over, yeahhh....no. The Mayans the one who predicted 2012 (who also correctly predicted airplanes, their own demise and many other things) said not that "the world would end" but just a huge change would overcome the earth. Some people probably predicted this as the end of the world or just humanity or some religious people thought it was Jesus coming back...again. But it's unknown what they said the change would be, probably because they didn't know. They used the stars to predict things (and I am a believer in their methods, I mean they predicted their own DEMISE for gods sake), and they were extremely accurate, being able to predict leap-years correctly before the English even realized that the seasons didn't match the calenders and had to make leap years. So don't go out there buying those bomb shelters yet, for while there is no doubt in my mind that the Mayans prediction will come true, we don't know what the prediction is. So my advice is to lay-back and see what happens on that fateful day. Oh and just so you know they never said what day it would happen so it's not true that it will definitly happen on New Years, but will happen on any day of 2012.

The life of a philosopher is usually very easy, we are asked which do we believe is right and what is wrong and are expected to come up with a witty quote or two. But sometimes we must truthfully wonder what is what and where is here and what is now. People believe us to be seperate from religion and science and have our own way of thinking which isn't true exactly. We use knowledge and don't ask how we got here or what are we to do, but instead wonder how we got here and what are we to do. We are expected to question the unanswerable but in truth we are expected to question the unquestionable and ask the unaskable. We are supposed to critic the ridicoulous, but we are the ones coming up the those ridiculous things. Before you ask why or how you must ask WHAT. Before you can ask why is the sky blue, you must ask "what is the sky?"Before you can ask how did man become existant, you must ask "what is man?" In truth Aristotle, Pluto, and all the other philosophers, scientists, and even preists, popes, archbishops, etc, are servants not celebrities.
Updated: 09/19/09 8:48 PM 1 comment | Log in to comment! | Share this!While most religions are just things that people make to cope with not being able too understand, I do believe in heaven and hell (don't care if I spelled it wrong. Personally I approve of the Protestants but I preferably choose Bahá'í faith because I believe in what they believe in. (If you want to know more about my religion here's a link: http://info.bahai.org/). But I'm not here too convert just wanna talk about religions. They come up with the things they do using records, philosophers, sooth sayers a.k.a. seers or future tellers. It doesn't matter what your family is, it doesn't matter what your friends are, it matters on what you believe and what religion relates too what you believe. If your parents are those Super Christians (usually Catholics) who think that gays are evil, Harry Potter is teaching children witch craft (which is an official religion), and regularly goest too book burnings, and says you have to be Catholic, just say I don't want too. Seriously it's your choice, and it's against the law to have your parents force you to be a certain religion against your will. And to back me here's the Constitution. Quote "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." In other words no one can censor you or make you believe in something/someone. If your Jewish and you wanna be Catholic, go ahead. If your Catholic and you wanna be Protestant go ahead. If your Jewish and you wanna be Muslim...I wouldn't suggest it. (War between Israel and Palestine).

Define to me what right and wrong are. How can one be right or how can one be wrong. It depends on the person who decieves this, and they decieve it as they live. If a gangster saw murder, he wouldn't care. If an office worker saw murder, he would call the police. It depends on their background. And now yin-yang (yes it's not ying-yang), yin-yang believes in an all mystical balance, that can't and won't be broken. It may seem broken but in the truth it's not. How can that be? If a man is on the defensive he is not focusing on the attack, he isn't balancing attack and defense, he is in defense mode. I believe that there isn't always balance, but in the end, it will always restore itself. We don't always know yin-yang or right from wrong. What may seem like an obvious choice, is probably much more complicated. Like what if you see an man about to be hit by a boulder. You would save him, right? But would you if you knew that, that man is an tyrant like Hitler, or a mass-murderer like Jeffery Dahmer? If you let him die you're basically giving up your humanity, your rightousness, for not only the betterment of man-kind, but for everyone. But if you save him, you have doomed so many countless lives die, that if you knew, or found out, you would live with the guilt for you're whole life. No one letting you forget your actions, getting fan mail about someone who would have done what you did, or getting hate mail from someone whose relative, friend, or someone, was killed by the man you saved. I like thinking it this way, so you can know you did a good or bad thing, but not feel 100% responsible, "A man does what he can, until his destiny is revealed."

I am pro-homosexuality. This does not mean I'm gay (trust me), but means that I believe in gay rights. But I always hear about gays being so bad, and how they caused 9/11, so how can't they be evil? Well...one it's USUALLY what I believe to be a mutation in the DNA, and makes men like other men, and vice-versa. Sometimes people are altered in their decisions by events in their childhood (molested by father and/ relative), if they think it would be fun, or have lots of perks, or if they want to win a bet even. It doesn't matter really, all that matters is they do what they do. If I'm wrong about the mutation just mail me or something I don't care. And if you are still thinking 'but I always hear this, how come people still say it's a choice'. I don't know probably personal opinion, but I do know the one common ground most anti-gays share, religion (normally Catholics). The bible states that he would prefere men not too sleep with other guys, but it also states to love every human. The bible basically contradicts itself every sentence. Sooo...how are we too follow the way of christianity if it's contradictory. By believing what you feel is right in the bible, if you want too. What I'm saying is, the bible says lots of things, but 1) IT WASN'T MADE BY GOD, NOR BY JESUS (there was already a bible then). So who made the bible? The Bishops, who took the sayings of apostles, philosophers, seers (people who see future), etc and put it in a huge book a.k.a. The Bible. Now that leaves one question Will the gays go to hell? In the end, only god, or whatever rules up there knows.

This is not that conspiracy crap you hear every day, I am just stating the facts. There are very angry muslims out there, mad that we're profiling. Fact. These Muslims are very dangerous, and don't like us. Fact. We should nuke Iraq. No. I've already stated why, and I don't like terrorists but not EVERY MUSLIM IS A TERRORIST!!!! Only about one out of every hundred are terrorists, but we like being intolerint so we say that they're all terrorists. Fact. The government isn't telling us everything about 9/11. Probable. George Bush did cry when he tried to console us about this disaster, and I'm not accusing anyone, but, it's quite possible that we aren't being told everything. When we say that people have a right to know, journalists and most government figures will laugh. This is one of those times. We aren't being told the truth because they either don't believe we can handle the truth, or, they don't want us to know about their involvement in the truth. What caused this disaster a plane crash right? But a plane almost crashed in to the World Trade Center before but it failed, and the government wouldn't let them put up any defenses, and acted like it never happened. There was a bomb placed in the parking garage, and when that was thwarted the government wouldn't let any added security guard the Center. This is strange, for if they didn't want this to happen, and it was obviously what the terrorists were aiming for, then why didn't the government prevent it? That is one thing I can't answer, and you will have to use your imagination.

How the government and the media are lying too you.
Posted by nicolamalfi Jun. 4, 2009 @ 7:54 PM EDTIf you haven't heard the term "Everything I/you is a lie", well..you have now. And it's true. The government are using the media and the media are using the government and they both think that they are smarter. For those who are thinking what is he talking about, or if you could get the jib of what I was saying but couldn't really follow it, then let me explain. Let's take the mistake of giving Iraq the weapons, basically as I've explained in a past post, we go in there to find the weapons of mass destruction that we gave them to attack Iran with, but then Iraq decides to use it on us. Then when we try to find them we can't. So president Bush, lies, and the media make this lie famous, and the government knew they would, and the media probably thought they had a story, when they fell into the governments hands. Then the media can make a certain ethnic group look a certain way (all muslims = boom), when only a small few are, which pisses that ethnic group off, and then the people here react to this image and make the president or government do something about it, even though doing something about it would only piss of that ethnic group more. So there they media affected our way of seeing this ethnic group, and we forced the government to do something about it. In other words the media made the government do something. But in both of these we are the middle ground, and if we could change our view of these things that we are being spoon fed, then there probably wouldn't be so much violence, a little bit less corruption, and the government and meida wouldn't be such a huge factor in our lives, so if one of them fails or starts going down the drain we won't go into a reccesion (ex: The Great Depression, the depression we're suffering from right now). But the depression we're suffering from right now is from inflation, but how did this inflation start, from rising gas prices, and who is one of the biggest supporters of gas for America, you guessed it, Iraq. So if we didn't have the war with Iraq, the gas prices probably wouldn't have risen so fast, and thus the inflation would have at least been stalled.
